History of the Crazybloxian Empire

The history of the Crazybloxian Empire dates back to 903 CE when eighty-six thousand tribes united to form the Republic Of Tribal Unity. It was renamed Crazybloxian Empire in 1453 after the Crazybloxian Revolution, and still retains it’s name to this day.

In a nutshell
The history here is explained in a single table. One

903-1000
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903 CE
The RTU is created, which had a current population of est. 1 million. The capital city was Credatria, in the former land of the Crazyblox tribe. Credatria had a population of 265,446, and color blue was common along the streets of Credatria, and restaurants were common along the streets, selling plador, which was a burger on a glass plate. The 2nd biggest city was Merakl.

912 CE
Credatria was growing at a rapid pace, with 10 new buildings every week. However people in the new buildings were complaining of seriously bad hygiene, and building standards became more strict.

925 CE
Ceramics became more common as ceramic mining technology and processing became more sophisticated and advanced. 35% of the buildings were now ceramic buildings, thanks to the technology.

945 CE
Fishing technology became even more sophisticated and the fish industry grew faster, at a rate of 6%. 5,700 tons of fish were now being manufactured, with 89 fishing complexes, along with the first metal boats.

957 CE
Ceramic buildings were increasing in popularity, and 48% of the buildings were now ceramic. Ceramic became cheaper at 18SD per kilogram. Ceramic plates were manufactured in 78 factories, called creatories in ancient times. Paranormal sightings became common in the Redait region, which belonged to the Redait tribe before the RTU was formed in 903 CE. The nation would hold the name of RTU until the Crazybloxian Revolution in 1456, which would forever change the world.

965 CE
The first pig slaughterhouse was built in the Burdeia region. The slaughterhouse would make 5 tons of pork a day, and there were at least 67,000 pigs out in the Empire. The pig population in the Empire was estimated to be at 18,000,000. 700.000 pigs were sent to slaughter, and the 17,300,000 pigs were left alone, and 4,000,000 were under legal protection from hunting.

984 CE
The Barek volcano exploded, devastating 4,643,758 people. 1,754,008 people were injured and no lives were lost, due to strict volcano eruption preparedness protocol.

1001 CE
Ceramic buildings became even more common. The fish industry has exploded more than ever, mostly manufacturing 67,866 tons of salmon every week.

1018 CE
Buildings increased in quality, and building standards then relaxed. Ceramic buildings became common along the streets of Credatria.

New cities were being founded in the Marek region, and Marek became more denser than ever.

1026 CE
This year saw a time when cities with fishing complexes highly flourished in population, due to the growing demand for salmon. Salmon would be caught by 4 people, 1 person who would look for a salmon, 2 people to lower 4m long and 2m high to trap the salmon, and a 4th person would drain the water with the trapped salmon, to kill the salmon of a lack of air, and then washed, and would be sold in large fish markets.

1037 CE
The Marek, Burdeia, and Secura-Cont-Proaga regions start to adopt capital punishment by guillotine. 432 so-called “executions” were conducted using dummy humans, to optimise the sharpness of the blade. Before any actual executions were conducted, the anaesthesia-giver of the executioner team would administer anesthetics to the condemned person (the person who would be executed), to put the person condemned to a short sleep (usually 20 minutes). The condemned would be given rights that are only secured by innocent people for 10 days before the execution, and is allowed a last meal before the guillotine execution would commence. The guillotine would execute a person when the killer of the executioner team releases a rope holding the blade that would kill the person, and when the rope was released, there would he no going back. Execution standards would be very strict, mandating that the site of execution must occur 50 kilometers away from any city or town, and after the execution, the code states that the condemned person shall be given a grave, and full funeral, with funeral fees paid completely by the state government or the government of the Crazybloxian Empire.

1041 CE
People begin to manufacture guillotines and the guillotine soon falls into the hands of civillians, and kids have begun playing with the guillotine. Wood gathering operations and aluminium mining have been intensified to keep with the demand for guillotines.

1049 CE
Stoning as a method of execution begins. Around 2 people are stoned every year, and is reserved for treason of the highest order.

1052 CE
Newspaper begins to circulate across cities. Newspaper at this time costed 19,000 sliding doors.