Crazybloxian-Amenrian War

Crazybloxian-Amenrian War

A CONFLICT between the nations of Crazybloxian Empire and A m e n r i a, better known as Amenria.

DECLARATION OF WAR.
IN the pursuit of capturing a part of Asia, most notably the cities of Beijing, Shanghai, and factories, of high economic importance and to allow for the introduction of Christianity into Amenria the Empire would like to OFFICIALLY declade war on the nation of A m e n r i a with immediate full force.

Our military shall capture and blitzkrieg through the demanded lands of the Phillipines, Indonesia, China, Singapore, Brunei, Malaysia, Japan, and India and Pakistan and outnumber the Amenrian soldiers.

NOTING according to their military dispatches that they are immune to loud noise and that Amenria is possibly unprepared, deafening attacks will be launched onto it’s capital of Mutiara.

And adding that the number of active military personel is classified, spies shall be sent to gain the true number of active personnel.

Noting that the Military Arsenal is to be used for the war against Amenria, specifically pointing out the technological superiority of Amenria, research shall be boosted.

Research shall be boosted to an extent that Amenria will become 40 years behind the Empire in terms of military technology.

Noting that the Empire will have to deal against Amenrian soldiers’ immunity to sensory attacks and voice changers, counter-voice changing technology shall be used to decrypt the identities of each and every Amenrian soldier.

Tall soldiers shall be in high demand to intimidate Amenrian soldiers and lower their morale, all while boosting the morale of the Crazybloxians.

For the pursuit of capturing almost one-half of Asia, labour, resources, and other important things present such as land for fields are needed, noting that the Empire has occupied completely a second universe.

And adding into consideration that Amenrian devices for defense against sensory attacks cannot defend as our scientists start to develop images to scare Amenrians and significantly hamper their fighting will.

Noting that Amenria’s religion is Sunni Islam, huge “blasphemy” attacks will be launched with messages playing out Anti-Islamic messages at volumes of up to 125 dB to annoy it’s citizens.

And that before Amenrian soldiers wake up, Crazybloxians will be integrated into the social structure and form a rebel structure and surround the Amenrian military from all sides.

Landings shall be performed on China, India, Phillipines during the middle of the night, the time that Amenria’s soldiers are estimated to be awake, in a very quiet manner hereby announces a war on Amenria.