Issue 9-Ex

Ambush on Renegalle carried out The Expansion Lord Force (military of the Crazybloxian Empire) has yet announced a successful ambush on Reigno.

The ambush was conducted by the 167th Secret Ambush Regiment, led by General L██████, along with 100 soldiers of the division using handguns. 286 casualties were taken, 33 casualties for the division, and 250 casualties for the target group that the regiment targeted, the 68th Renegalle Regiment, which was comprised of 300 soldiers, according to intelligence reports.

According to intelligence, Renegallean officials are urging civilians to take caution during ambushes.

Worrying disease found in the Empire In a random health check in schools, a worrying disease has been discovered, named by the diagnostic team Mushjahsitis, with “Mushjah” meaning “liver and heart combiniation” in the Crazish language.

Local health officials are urging citizens to practice quarantine procedures, and to make sure crowds are as little as possible, crowd control task forces have been sent to all areas of the Empire to ensure that the disease does not spread quickly.

The Health Minister has officially instructed all available doctors to begin cure research. A report about the disease can be found here.

Movie advertising banned After recent parent outcries over bad advertisements for inappropriate content, the VGTVMCRACE has banned advertising from movies. Many parents were relieved that the advertising had been banned, although advertising remains on other areas, and it has been mandated all websites show appropriate ads, especially on kids’ sites.

Advertisers had flocked to government offices to protest the advertising ban, althoigh cinemas no longer show advertisements. Adblockers were deployed on a central server that would connect (the central server was originally used for internet censorship from 2074-2087 (roleplay time)). Ads no longer show on websites.