TCT Extended Coverage Issue List/Issue-list/Issue 1

Guillotine Toys Gaining Massive Crazybloxian Popularity The guillotine industry has expanded across several economic areas, including the toy industry. There are currently 365,542 deals online for toy guillotines. Parents have bought at least 10 guillotines for their child, and “guillotine wallpaper” is becoming common across the Empire.

Officials are urging parents to buy more guillotines, to enchance the industry’s work. There have been 1.5k planets dedicated to guillotine storage.

Earrape Attacks Launched on Renegalle Today, an announcement was made by the Expansion Lord Force that an earrape attack had been successfully carried out on Reigno, and many vital Renegallean military bases. The earrape attack worked by satellites entering the cosmos space above Renegallean territory, then loud speakers would be lowered into Renegallean airspace, with a chamber which had a cell housing a political prisoner, and the political prisoner would be administered physical damage, and be put into a femur breaker. The screams of the political prisoner would be amplified 600 times, making the sound loud enough, so loud that collateral damage would have happened to the Crazybloxians, however ear loss casualties in the Empire were reduced significantly by 84.4%. In Renegalle, meanwhile, around 689.5 million people were diagnosed with ear loss according to intelligence reports from Crazybloxian spies deployed in Renegalle. The song played to deafen them was the anthem of the Crazybloxian Empire, and Ode To Joy.

Wikipedia completely destroyed Many people are relieved that Wikipedia has been completely blank and destroyed, and the administrators have been located and detained successfully. The Empire is considering guillotining the administrators, and have been given 48 counts of treason against the state, and the treason was of the highest order. The other Wikipedia contributors (except indefinitely blocked ones) were sentenced to life in prison. The blocked Wikipedia contributors were commended for their actions against Wikipedia, and more hackers will be deployed onto Wikipedia, to further blank the remaining articles and pages. Wikipedia will be put on lockdown by the CrInA after a successful destruction. Wikipedia is expected to recover but 180,700 typo bots have been deployed, and been rendered unblockable. The typo bots will have the job of constantly deploying typos on Wikipedia.

Plans for Construction of a Mega-Corn maze released Today, according to the Crazybloxian Construction Council, plans to build a mega Halloween corn maze have been released to the public. According to the facts, the corn maze would cost 58 billion sliding doors to build. The corn maze will take up 12,000 acres, with scares around the maze to add to the intended Halloween feel. There would be 20 heart doctors dispatched around the maze, to check heart condition, as the scares trigger the heart’s “fight or flight” response, which increases the rate of heartbeat, as the heart prepares to confront the threat.

“Cool!” shouted a group of kids, who were looking forward to the corn maze’s construction. They have been Halloween enthusiasts for over 2 years, and were finally pleased to see the plans for it’s construction.