Crazybloxian Empire:Crazybloxian Archives/Speeches/Amplification of the nuclear effect on Renegalle

Speech from Crazybloxeha Groetu, Crazybloxian Empire president. Spoken at 6:45am.

“Finally, we have waited for the proper moment to destroy Renegalle. Tomorrow, We will enjoy the lightshows of the nukes ready and pointed at Renegalle, as we wait for the opportunity of one small step for our N-Day faction, and one gigantic leap for Crazybloxians in the Crazybloxian-Renegallean War.

We will fire nukes to the point that Renegalle soon becomes a land of fire and fury, especially Reigno. I declare that Reigno shall be the main target for nuclear launches, and effort shall be focused on the places Renegalle’s leader frequents. We shall fire as many nukes as possible.

All in all, we have been forced to ratify an Arms Control Treaty, although we have launched several nukes at Reigno, tomorrow shall be the day the effect be amplified for the enjoyment of Crazybloxian Empire’s people and that we shall heavily bombard Force and focus effort on factions led by Force regional officers.

Also noting that Crazybloxians of all ages will wake up at 4:00AM to celebrate the first time the effect of constant nuclear launches on Renegalle be amplified. I send out a message to all nations of The North Pacific that the “Nuke Renegalle” faction be created and administered by puppet nations of TNP regional officers.

Noting that one of our puppet governments are in effect, we will use said puppet government to ensure the ability of the Empire to lead the N-Day nuclear war. I advise the people, and everyone listening to the speech to collect together in our superior bunkers and watch our generals fire nukes at my request.

Also stating to everyone that we are currently firing nuclear missiles and other projectiles, with all of our trash dumped and littered over Renegallean cities as I speak.”